Saturday, October 07, 2006

The Plan...

*Unrolls complicated layout of Ft. Knox*

Oh, wait, wrong plan. Hehe... that one's for later.

So, for those of you who have been 'the fat kid' their entire lives they'll know what I'm talking about here. The rest of you bugger off. Skinny people suck. But as much as I despise and envy those bags of bones I want to be one. One with pretty muscles that not only serve to make me look nice but punch nice as well. So far I've managed to loose 40lbs over the last year. Pretty impressive achievement. Now I'm going to go all in and complete the last leg of the journey. I plan on being a mere 140lbs by April. That means I'll need to loose another 40-35lbs by then. I think that is doable. (I say 40-35lbs because I never really know how much that scale will say.) Then I'm going to get a few scraps of leather and fur, a big axe, blond wig and a fake tan and go to a convention as a Barbarian Babe. This is my soul purpose in life. Eveything will culminate to this point, and afterwards I can die happy.

Friday, October 06, 2006

Out with the bad and in with... er... chocolate?

So right now I'm deleting evil spyware from my computer. I guess that's what I get for trying to use autocad on my computer. My graphics card is so woefully inadequate for anything I'm suprised it hasn't gone psycho on me before. But being in a rush I downloaded the hardware drivers from a more than suspect site... and now I am paying. It disabled my antivirus software, makes annoying popups appear every twelve seconds and I am slowly going insane. The end is near though, my new antivirus is almost complete with it's scan. Mwahahahaha.

Thinking about removal, deletion out with the bad, I am getting my Gallbladder removed next week. I almost wish I could observe the surgery, I'm really starting to get into all this medical stuff... I think nursing may have been a good choice for me.

Ahh... well... I am going to bed now. Adieu, adieu, to you and you and yoooouuu. Goooood night! Good niiiiiight, goooooooooood niiiiiiiiight!