Mad Cat Lady without Cats

So I've been completely cut off from the 'social' aspects of the internet. No message forums, chats, or blogs... I've been trying to cut down on it all as I am/was a complete junkie.

An example of how extreme my computer addiction is in general. I removed solitaire and minesweeper from my system about a month ago, I still find myself in the games folder looking for them! It's quite sad when I think about it.

Ah, well I thought I'd just offer an explanation to the audience, which probably consists of Zero individuals. Oh, I forgot about Alphonse Van Burkleheimerzimmerman, my imaginary buddy. Good to know you're reading!!